Cancer - August 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Reindeers and hearty slaps on the back from manly deep voiced and possibly bearded men, will pepper this month with angst based joy.

Despite your attempts to conserve energy, Saturn is determined that your fuel bills will be at record levels. Resign yourself to bankruptcy and everything else is a bonus.

A handkerchief of a gypsy woman will bring tidings involving fluid based relief.

This month your destiny will get the hiccups.

 
 

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