Aries - August 2008 - Funny Horoscope

This month your favored Olympic sport is the triple jump, which, as we all know, is the long jump for posey overachievers.

Mercury has some advice for you this month and it will come in the form of the pert rear end of a Russian Olympic gymnast gyrating and contorting on the gymnastics floor.

A piece of sound financial advice will be given to you by a circus trapeze artist which may make you change your mind on the future trend of commodity prices in these troubled economic times...

This month your destiny is like a fish in a bowl of its own choosing...

 
 

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