Olympic inspired month on many levels.
favored method of throwing things this month is in the shot-put
style, and not in your everyday over the arm throwing style,
especially at the end of violent domestic arguments in which
you usually like nothing better than to throw plates and slam
doors. Initially this new throwing style may seem strange
to you, especially the bit at the beginning when you have
to turn round and round in a tight circle, but the planets
insist that you throw like this all month lest Armageddon
Pets will favor being tickled on the tummy and not under the
chin all of a sudden this month, in a Jupiter inspired confluence.
month your destiny wears the knee length shorts of a street