Aquarius - August 2008 - Funny Horoscope

An Olympic inspired month on many levels.

Your favored method of throwing things this month is in the shot-put style, and not in your everyday over the arm throwing style, especially at the end of violent domestic arguments in which you usually like nothing better than to throw plates and slam doors. Initially this new throwing style may seem strange to you, especially the bit at the beginning when you have to turn round and round in a tight circle, but the planets insist that you throw like this all month lest Armageddon be released.

BEWARE! Pets will favor being tickled on the tummy and not under the chin all of a sudden this month, in a Jupiter inspired confluence.

This month your destiny wears the knee length shorts of a street juggler-cum-golfer.


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