Virgo - April 2008 - Funny Horoscope

At a fancy dress party with work colleagues, your costume, which was based on a hated office manager, will cause much applause and excitement until the manager unexpectedly turns up behind you as you are in the middle of a detailed mimic of him. Blame Neptune's wicked sense of humor and you will be fine.

You have always attempted to avoid public exhibitionism in all of its forms, however as Saturn's rings spin round and round between 4th-27th, you will be forced to come to terms with loud whooping noises coming out of your mouth, especially after the hour of 9pm and throughout most Happy Hours in public bars.

 

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