Taurus - April 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Paying-off troublemakers, especially, but not exclusively, blackmailers threatening to go to the press with grainy pictures, is prominent in your charts, however the solution doesn't appear until well into May so is outside the scope of this month-long reading. Best advice is to make it all up as you go along and read next month's predictions when we get round to writing them.

Dogs will provide moments of egg-balancing-on-nose gravity-defying levity during the month.

 

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