Scorpio - April 2008 - Funny Horoscope

This month you are likely to jabber incoherently for much of your waking hours. This could be because you have got a lot on your mind, however never underestimate the influence of Pluto on your vocal cords and tongue.

Take notes throughout the month, and double check any of the more controversial things you come up with, using Google searches or perhaps just phoning a close friend to check your facts when things get hot under the collar.

You are likely to be more wrong than right for most of the month, apart from on Tuesdays after 2pm when you bask in a Venusian glow.

Get plenty of sleep as May is going to be a torrid month.

 

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