will be feeling weepily-vulnerable at times this month, but friends will be too
busy with small-to-medium life crises to truly understand your apparently unending
demand for boxes of tissue and anything else with any absorbency to speak of.
any moment of abject terror this month as an excuse to reflect on what improvements
can be made to your life.
American style muffins, but not blueberry ones, are well starred for mid-meal
snacking purposes after the 7th.
TV remote will go haywire at times this month flipping three or four stations
at a time. Allow those around you to change the channels and look upon them with
a furrowed, matronly, eye.