Pisces - April 2008 - Funny Horoscope

As a Piscean you love nothing better than jabbering on for hours about things you know a lot about. It really is amazing the depth of knowledge you have at your disposal. This month you will be given the opportunity to speak for hours on any subject you choose to an enraptured audience who you will leave begging for more.

The term 'frottage' will enter your consciousness this month around the 14th and you will not be able to let it go until you have tried it. A Google search is advised before setting out on your quest both on technique and for suitable, safe, locations.

Use Mercury's pendulous motion as an excuse for excessive drinking if one is required.

 

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