When is a trusted work colleague your work competitor? This ages old white-collar riddle will not be solved this month, however your mind will be eased by apparent signs that your lobbying for a promotion has gone completely unnoticed by those around you... thank Mercury and all of its moons.

Learn to shrug your shoulders without an apparent care when cornered by angry coworkers who accuse you of being shifty; never fear - they can be brought around by meaningless promises and a couple of drinks after work.

You are in the sights of an aging dog who is under the influence of Scorpio this month. Avoid his pointy nose at all costs, and by no means return any of his licky-affection.