Leo - April 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Rivals are circling behind the scenes this month, signifying a new, more dangerous, period, not unlike the current international terrorism situation, but without the media coverage.

Remember that there is always help on hand from trusted friends and family, although best to avoid the ones who have secretly turned against you and are scheming to bring you down. Watch out especially for friends named Al, Jaz or Zera, and those growing long wispy beards.

Hedges, both prickly and bushy ones, are well starred around the 8th. However, small trees could provide moments of danger, particularly if growing by rivers or maximum security prisons, if they are called upon to support your entire body weight unexpectedly.

 

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