Gemini - April 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Everyone knows how happy you are to accept advice on personal matters, however a person will take this to indicate that you will take kindly to advice given on professional issues. A mercilessly bloody retaliation seems to be almost inevitable - the stars [mainly the Sun and Alpha Centauri] suggest hiding any weapons used in a deep river if it gets that far.

On a lighter note: The term 'strut your funky stuff', which comes from a well known 1970's disco hit, will make itself known to you in ways that will amaze you well into the Venusial Conjunction with Mars set to premiere around the 17th if the weather is fine.

 

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