Capricorn - April 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Capricorn is about to enter a period of great turbulence with Neptune.

This will make you into something of an extremist.

You will either throw yourself into things hell-for-leather, or simply fall to sleep.

This hyperactivity may only be solved by a prolonged period of enforced rest, such as a term of imprisonment.

Apricots and peaches are well starred for deserts, however avoid ice cream in all of its forms after the 9th.

 

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