will find yourself out of breath for most of the month and
will be unable to function properly without sudden sleeps
at irregular moments. This is due to a Mercurial happenstance
set to pepper the next six months with exhaustion and profuse
sweating. Such symptoms may be masking actually serious medical
conditions which your medical attendants should be called
upon to deal with, however it is more likely that you will
be laughed out of your doctor's surgery if he notices what
your star sign is.
any moments of levity in any shape or form. Failing that write April off and hide
in bed with a good-to-middling book.