Aries - April 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Delegate, delegate, delegate this month!

Don't do anything!

Don't even clean the bathroom - hire a cleaner.

This month you will be too busy to bother with the little stuff, you will be busy doing big stuff, even enormous stuff at times.

With Venus about to become adjunct with Leo this spells a time of hectic travel, edge of the seat socializing and erratic driving, especially when negotiating right hand turns in the dark.

Popular flowers, but not tulips, are well starred after 5th, however floral arranging may be hampered by an inquisitive nose.

 

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