This month your driving skills will remind Venus of its younger, freer, less responsible days. Watch your left mirror at all times and, when reversing, ensure slow moving pensioners are given enough time to walk (or roll, or scoot) slowly past.

A fractious month for sky diving and knitting in any of its forms.

Try not to take seriously any traffic violations pointed out to you by an officer of the law, especially if he is wearing eye glasses.

This month destiny will suggest itself in the form of a vigorous lap dance involving cakes with erotic icing.