Taurus - September 2007 - Funny Horoscope

An advice/shopping program that you see on television has been badly edited with the result that you will be encouraged to buy a small diamond encrusted gold necklace which apparently has "significant investment potential" (the term "doesn't have any" has been edited out.) It is, indeed, virtually worthless. Do not part with your money unless it is cash you have set aside for a jewelry buying emergency.

What Psychological-Geologists refer to as a life enhancing 'earthquake' of the soul, will lead on to you discovering a talent for finding truffles in the French wilderness using just your nose.

Your use of someone else's porn will increase to unsustainably high levels around the 3rd. Try not to pin your hopes on a fantasy scenario involving an orange bikini and a 6ft tall rabbit.

This month destiny wears the shorts of a soccer player.

 

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