Stockings and any feather-light leg coverings are badly starred this month, with laddering and tearing most likely following the Uranial equinox on the 9th.

Both sweet and creamy body lotions may offer considerable problems if applied incorrectly: Avoid prolonged strokes upwards, preferring downwards and wiggly left and right applications of any moisture laden beauty or erotic products.

A serious conjunction around the 13th bodes ill for seafood in all of its forms (particularly broiled or barbecued - but do not underestimate the problems associated with the live and splashy ones either).

The term 'none of your business' will be well used at times.