close encounter with Mars (which came close to Earth towards the end of last month
in an attempt to give you a friendly wink) will continue to affect your bathing
patterns. Showering and bathing should be limited to the briefest of splashes
until 15th, after which time you normal bathing pattern may be resumed.
piece of electrical equipment is set to doom you in more ways than one.
electricity will cause you to have one of the worst hair days for a while on 17th.
month your destiny will be determined by a fattish spinster of indeterminate age.