Sagittarius - September 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Your close encounter with Mars (which came close to Earth towards the end of last month in an attempt to give you a friendly wink) will continue to affect your bathing patterns. Showering and bathing should be limited to the briefest of splashes until 15th, after which time you normal bathing pattern may be resumed.

A piece of electrical equipment is set to doom you in more ways than one.

Static electricity will cause you to have one of the worst hair days for a while on 17th.

This month your destiny will be determined by a fattish spinster of indeterminate age.

 

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