Pisces - September 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Cheese in all of its forms will influence you considerably over the coming month and in ways which, at the moment, will seem bizarre. Favor recipes combining tomato and cheese if given the opportunity to choose, but avoid pizzas in all of their forms until after the Tenth planet wobbles slightly (18th September).

A television talent show will be won by your favorite around the 17th of the month. Use this qualification to apply for the position of judge on an upcoming talent competition at a local school or drama club.

Hair gel is to be avoided between 4th and 18th unless it can be applied strictly counter clockwise.

This month, your destiny will be out of breath for most of the time.

 

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