unlikely confluence in the Oceans, brought about by the Moon's self-eclipse, will
signify a troubled time for any boating activity. Even if you live nowhere near
the Ocean, any water based pursuit is doomed to increased levels of haphazardnous,
including leisure paddle-boating, fountains and taking a bath if you favor the
use of plastic animals or bubbly-foam.
of a yellowy brown color is not advised on the 9th, neither is face painting of
zoo or farmyard animals after the 16th due to the risk of meeting someone who
will look at you in an 'I could have painted that animal better' kind of way.
kindly soul will provide a reason for a holiday in the first two weeks of the
month, however try not to indulge in binge drinking which could lead to a case
of mistaken identity when wearing fake plastic breasts.
month destiny will laugh in the face of the crumpled nose.