Gemini - September 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Your typically Gemininian, Pluto influenced, adventurous streak, will encourage you into trying a series of dangerous pursuits this month. Attempt to enjoy these as best you can and remember that you may look back on these wonderfully joyful days with fond memories from the old peoples home in your later years, or the hospital much sooner, if your plans do not work out as well as you had hoped.

A chance encounter with an Englebert Humperdink impersonator will conveniently provide you with an answer to a crossword puzzle around 14th.

A person will make a blatant sexual advance to you after 10th which should be roundly rejected after a period of 'checking out the goods'.

This month, destiny wears a hat with fruit in it.

 

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