Your fortune is being increasingly influenced from Baghdad by a mysterious, revolving globe which this month will fall off its axis. The moment this happens it will feel to you as if you have been forcibly removed from a rather nice dream involving nakedness, finding that everyone is actually wearing very thick Russian style clothing. Try not to let this devastating blow to your optimism make you any less optimistic.

Your destiny will continually be hampered by the appearance of flying pigs (including the police variety) until well into the Jupertian equinox on the 8th of November.