Cancer - September 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Eat only organic fruit and vegetables for a second month (sorry we forgot to mention this last month). Take up origami; oral medication is also well starred. Indeed any word starting with the two letters or will pepper this month with excitingly vigorous opportunities.

Soon even your most violent critics will be forced to applaud your tenacity as your fortune moves up a gear and you see problems getting smaller in the proverbial rearview mirror in your planet enhanced life.

This month your destiny will be affected by an old book with a picture of a fisherman on the cover who looks like Jay Leno.

 

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