Aries - September 2007 - Funny Horoscope

An 'All You Can Eat' breakfast from your childhood is likely to come back to haunt you this month in the form of a moment of violent vomiting.

Meals with tomatoes in them are well starred, however avoid onions grown in the Northern hemisphere as they have been adversely affected by a disagreement between Jupiter and Mercury.

Never underestimate the power of persuasion this month, especially when involved with medium sized pets.

Your destiny wears the ears of an elephant.

 

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