Aquarius - September 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Apples, but not peaches or plums, will help stimulate your more optimistic singing voice this month, especially for those being affected by seasonal typhoons.

Not much is going to happen this month after a busy year to date. Use this temporary 'nothing-to-do-edness' to clean the car, wash the pet or to bathe old folk or the homeless.

Your destiny will present itself to you this month in the form of a coquettish, bouncy dancer wearing little more than a smile.

 

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