Virgo - October 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Almost invisible microscopic mollusks are set to make your bath time leisure activities problematic after the 3rd; this is due to a nocturnal distraction high up in the Saturnian ozone. This is not a danger, as long as you ensure all bath towels are burnt immediately after use between the 5 - 16th of the month.

Your favored luck-giving dog which you should pet when you see it on the street this month is any small yappy type dog, especially ones dressed in a tartan jacket.

Avoid tongue twisters on the 18th - Jupiter is climaxing in its astro plain.

 

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