Taurus - October 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Taurus born street beggars with a limp are set to benefit this month from a moment of interplanetary juxtaposition which will force passers by to give cash, and valuable lessons on life, after the 17th.

Your attempt to playfully throw a stick so that a dog will run to catch it, is set to flummox the mutt around the 16th, especially if you also shout "Weeeeeeee!"

Ensure any saucer, or bowl, of milk offered to neighborhood cats are served at a tongue friendly temperature after the 27th to avoid repercussions involving rats or draggably small road kill.

 

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