born street beggars with a limp are set to benefit this month from a moment of
interplanetary juxtaposition which will force passers by to give cash, and valuable
lessons on life, after the 17th.
attempt to playfully throw a stick so that a dog will run to catch it, is set
to flummox the mutt around the 16th, especially if you also shout "Weeeeeeee!"
any saucer, or bowl, of milk offered to neighborhood cats are served at a tongue
friendly temperature after the 27th to avoid repercussions involving rats or draggably
small road kill.