Cute Koala Bears will brighten your life this month, either the live, stuffed, or cartoon variety. Ensure that you take a bottle of milk with you in any journey over 6 miles.

It is never too early to apologize for an indiscretion you will inadvertently make on the 19th of the month.

Given the choice between the moods 'joyfully happy' and 'deeply morose', choose the latter for reasons that will become completely apparent around the 23rd when Pluto crosses the Jupertian equinox with a snazoidal wink.

Avoid the baking of any new puddings from packets bought in a supermarket, especially if they are chocolate in nature, or take on the appearance of a healthy Caucasian tan.

Cats with bells in their collar are well starred.