Scorpio - October 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Cute Koala Bears will brighten your life this month, either the live, stuffed, or cartoon variety. Ensure that you take a bottle of milk with you in any journey over 6 miles.

It is never too early to apologize for an indiscretion you will inadvertently make on the 19th of the month.

Given the choice between the moods 'joyfully happy' and 'deeply morose', choose the latter for reasons that will become completely apparent around the 23rd when Pluto crosses the Jupertian equinox with a snazoidal wink.

Avoid the baking of any new puddings from packets bought in a supermarket, especially if they are chocolate in nature, or take on the appearance of a healthy Caucasian tan.

Cats with bells in their collar are well starred.

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19