Your night time sleeping pattern is set to be disrupted for interstellar, cosmic, reasons over the coming weeks (260 weeks, that's 5 years) and is nothing to do with the incessant snoring of your partner.

Take midday naps whenever convenient. When driving in the car, train young children to grab the wheel if Mommy/Daddy looks as if they are slumped over it - the rocking motion of the car, coupled with hysterical screams from children, should wake you in time to avoid problems.

You will feel a 'love that dare not speak its name' for a large muscular dog around the 5th.