Pisces - October 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Lunar tidal exertions will hamper any attempts at a relaxing bath around the 3rd.

Lemons are your lucky fruit this month, especially when consumed in a cheesecake or muffin form.

Attempts at a reconciliation with your Iraqi neighbors looks set to be fraught for much of the month, despite gifts of water and a nice juicy apple.

Is it possible you have forgotten something important this month? The charts suggest the 14th is fraught with difficulties involving a card shop and a slow moving old person.

Jupiter will not look favorably on any breakfasts involving grapefruit.

 

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