Animals wearing plastic berry fruits around their collars look set to help you start this month off in a pleasantly uncomplicated way.

Multiple conjunctions, involving five stars that haven't even been named by your kind yet, will cause your critics to gossip and point repeatedly - ignore them, don't ignore them, makes no difference to the stars.

Indigenous peoples of the world will dance in your honor this month, in the mistaken belief you are to thank for cheap housing and water fit to drink.