Aries - October 2007 - Funny Horoscope

An increasingly fashion conscious Neptune will affect, favorably, your attitude towards puffy-out pantaloons and cravats after the 4th.

Pluto indicates that you are in danger of a completely avoidable, dog based, catastrophe this month: Always ensure, when greeting a dog, to move your hand slowly to tickle them under their chin. Avoid quick, nervous, movements which could be misconstrued as an attempt to steal their wind pipe.

Acrobatics, especially on trampolines, are well starred from the middle of the month - ensure your clothing is appropriate to avoid any unnecessarily crude body bouncing which could upset elderly ladies passing by.

 

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