increasingly fashion conscious Neptune will affect, favorably, your attitude towards
puffy-out pantaloons and cravats after the 4th.
indicates that you are in danger of a completely avoidable, dog based, catastrophe
this month: Always ensure, when greeting a dog, to move your hand slowly to tickle
them under their chin. Avoid quick, nervous, movements which could be misconstrued
as an attempt to steal their wind pipe.
especially on trampolines, are well starred from the middle of the month - ensure
your clothing is appropriate to avoid any unnecessarily crude body bouncing which
could upset elderly ladies passing by.