Virgo - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A new baby, or a wild animal that likes nothing better than to scream at the top of its high, screechy, range, is about to enter your life in the most unexpected of ways. Stock up on baby food and dried animal pellets, always favoring products with banana or papaya in them.

You have worked hard to rebuild your shattered self esteem - now may be the time to assert yourself carefully with a junior salesperson.

Flinging things violently into lamp shades is well starred until well into the New Year.

Your favored colored sock this month will be red.

 

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