Taurus - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

You will be drawn into a physically stressful argument over a small mammal with a child or young teen around the 9th. Ensure a supply of fruit is on hand to console any small mammal which may overhear your hurtful, mammalist, prejudices.

Estimated bills for building-work-yet-to-be-done will be underestimated so that a shady-cowboy type local company gets your business. Once the work starts the bills will rise sharply. The planets will helpfully present you with three role models to select from to help you deal with this problem: Dalai Lama, Nelson Mandela or Dirty Harry.

 

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