Scorpio - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A rare Jupertian undercurrent signifies a creative month for all Scorpios who enjoy the arts, literature and fast food in all of its forms.

A sonnet you wrote, but were embarrassed to show anyone, will become public on a daytime chat show on the 23rd. It will, ultimately, cause one of the worst fist and chair fights in daytime television history for which you will be billed.

Yellow socks should be avoided unless wearing yellow suits or trousers.

 

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