Your boating based contingency plans for Thanksgiving Day will go awry spectacularly. Technically you aren't an American so you don't know what Thanksgiving Day is for anyway, but will appreciate a day off, or at least a day of slow working, whichever is applicable.

Mercury's moment of prenambulant hypertension suggests malarkey is well starred.

Beware men in orange socks and bow ties not from a circus.

You are in danger of a Jamie Lee Curtis type experience with a man wearing a hockey mask unless you floss daily.