Sagittarius - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Your boating based contingency plans for Thanksgiving Day will go awry spectacularly. Technically you aren't an American so you don't know what Thanksgiving Day is for anyway, but will appreciate a day off, or at least a day of slow working, whichever is applicable.

Mercury's moment of prenambulant hypertension suggests malarkey is well starred.

Beware men in orange socks and bow ties not from a circus.

You are in danger of a Jamie Lee Curtis type experience with a man wearing a hockey mask unless you floss daily.

 

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