Pisces - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Leftovers from a chicken meal will cause one of the most bizarre arguments in your life this month, and may only be resolvable using professional arbitrators.

Sexual activity in all of its legal forms will pepper your month in unexpected spurts of disarray and legs upside-downedness.

Pluto's conjunction to the left of center will present itself to you as a humorous hat and coat.

Dancing is well starred, but only with dancy-sticks with silvery knobs for a handle. Favor the words 'Ker-cha!' when ending your routine.

 

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