Leo - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

This month you will be entertained by a 'murder most foul' classic crime mystery. This will take the form of, either, a dinner murder mystery weekend, a compulsive television drama, or a dead body found under your stairs.

Citrus fruits, especially lemons, but not oranges, will provide a delightfully crisp-upon-the-pallet solution to a culinary based cheesecake type dilemma on the 14th.

Whilst out jogging on the 10th, both Jupiter and Uranus will seek ways to trip you - ensure you have well padded knees during any outside based panting exertions.

Hash browns are your favored fast food this month.

 

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