Gemini - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

An old argument you once had with a school friend in the 1980's that you thought had been forgotten about, is set to annoy you once again this month (vinyl is better than cassette tapes?)

Check that the electricity company hasn't wired up a street light to your house supply by switching off your supply and watching whether street lights go on or off at least twice this month. (Remember that they might have wired up a street light not in immediate sight of your house.)

Phallic symbols not exclusively involving leprechauns will make this month fulfilling in more ways than the aesthetic.

 

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