Capricorn - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Moist face towels will be in short supply around the 17th due to reasons that will become apparent on the 12th.

Bending over with your bottom in the air should be avoided after the 6th, especially if you are wearing tight fitting skirts and have inquisitive house pets.

Beware argumentative dwarfs with a penchant for singing rugby songs and tackling below the knee.

 

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