Cancer - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Sprouts, especially Brussels ones, should be avoided after the 5th. (In fact, all completely green vegetables are poorly starred for the first three weeks in the month as Neptune's circumference becomes temporarily frosty.)

This month you will decide on an exercise regime you had intended to try for years. Use this month, and the next one, to mentally prepare your body for the exertion by imagining your workout pattern. Then join the gym on the 1st January with everyone else in the world.

A person wearing black socks will provide comfort in a moment of watery anxiety.

 

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