Aries - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

'Heaven Must be Missing an Angel' is your favoured absent minded singing and whistling tune for the month, especially until the 18th.

Mexican waves are to be avoided at all costs unless you are waving to a Mexican neighbour or restaurant owner whilst driving past them in your car, or on your bicycle, at under 60mph.

A truffle sniffing French pig will make itself known to you this month using the medium of mud on the carpet.

 

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