Aquarius - November 2007 - Funny Horoscope

As a financially gullible Aquarian you are always being targeted by dubious foreign lottery's and requests from Nigerian businessmen who seem to be in need of your apparently world famous financial acumen. Whilst the inevitability of you being a victim is completely assured, play hard to get this month in a coquettishly 'dipsey' kind of way.

Philosophy: Beware the floating bubble of the angry fish, especially if you haven't seen where the bubble has come from...

Camp fires are under a bad star confluence after the 7th now that Mars has learnt how to crack wood from afar.

 

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