May 2007 - Funny Horoscope

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Welcome to theVoiceofReason.com's Funny Horoscopes pages.

This site has won a record number of awards at the annual horoscopes in cookery awards...

Best horoscope involving cous cous or other grain food stuff

The red meat award in an Aries horoscope

The Nonchalent Stirrers of Lichstenstein award for counter clockwise spoon motion

Vietnamese fried dog in a Taurus Horoscope of the Year 2006

 

 

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