Virgo - May 2007 - Funny Horoscope

This month your main influence will be Pluto which is about to enter a period of high fluorescence. You will be drawn to outrageous fashions by European designers, and favor bright reds, pinks and yellow with sequins, and flashing lights.

A friend from the past will make an unusual entrance in the second week of the month, and could damage a small shrubbery in your garden.

Tulips are well starred for house decorations, and for lunch there really is nothing better than a nice piece of pork. "If your religion disallows eating pork, this month is about as good as any to try it just to see what you are missing", says Saturn.

 

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