Street brawling is well starred this month and could lead to an exciting career change after the 12th. Ensure your street fighting bicycle chain is well greased and any car antenna has that blunt bit at the end removed for optimal thwacking and stabbing possibilities.

Take care to complete a survey which will take considerably longer than the 20 minutes estimate they gave you at the beginning. The survey will bring to your attention a new money making activity which may not be highly lucrative, but will give you some good stories for the dinner party circuit.

An aging dog will adopt you as its owner after forgetting where it lives on the 19th.