A game of 'scissors, paper, stone' will prove surprisingly lucrative this month when you unwittingly challenge a person with a false limb. (Remember: paper and stone are his specialty, scissors are very difficult to do, and will arguably look like a vertical paper if he can't move his fingers very much (which he can't)). Make the most of this occurrence to better your financial position, as he is surprisingly rich and stupid.

A seemingly incongruous stain on the carpet that you discover on the 2nd will grow to 75 times its size within 18 days. Search the internet for a solution but avoid any site with the word stain in the url.

A handyman will prove his worth on the second Friday of the month.