Libra - May 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Your multicolored Chakras are starting to merge into a single browny-purple one. This is bad if you intend, later on in life, to meditate using these, although if you intend to devote your life to purely capitalistic pursuits this is not a particularly tragic occurrence.

Whilst playing on the Playstation this month the green button is particularly well starred around 7th, although the red button will regain its dominance after the 23rd.

As a typical Libran, your left foot will be slightly larger than your right one.

 

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