Leo - May 2007 - Funny Horoscope

With Jupiter now leaving your quadrant, Pluto and Mercury are set to have a free reign this month. You will be drawn to the joys of philosophy, hats, and handkerchiefs made out of silk.

You will be faced with an unlikely, but life affirming, irony this month involving your car, a road with a dead bird on it, and a small bag of peanuts...

Whilst your stars suggest a 50% better than average chance of winning the lottery this month, you have a 275% higher than average chance of being involved in a hold- up in the store you buy your lottery ticket from on the 20th.

 

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