The slang word from England 'knackered' will make itself known to you this month in an peculiar way. In England the word means tired/exhausted, but originally, in Shakespeare's time, it meant to punch very hard in the privates. This uncomfortable mental picture will come to the front of your mind the next time you buy English tea or muffins, or watch Tony Blair on television. (The stars predict that Tony Blair will announce his resignation this month, beware American citizens who find themselves near the talk circuit on which he will inevitably throw himself to make oodles of cash... He will be replaced by the color Brown.)

Lights in the sky will tend to be misleading this month, after a particularly accurate period at the start of the year which we forgot to tell you about.